God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family... and that's me!

There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

And seemingly as winter has become spring, confusion has become insight.

As salvation is personal, so also is the territory every individual has to possess.

Art is a reality, not a definition; inasmuch as it approaches a reality, it approaches perfection, and inasmuch as it approaches a mere definition, it is imperfect and untrue.

If you have a therapist who agrees with your every word, then your brain isn't getting proper exercise.

Each one is all in all to himself; for being dead, all is dead to him.

Bragging about what a good deal you got is one of the many great art forms that my people, the Jews, have introduced to American culture.

There is a touch of divinity even in brutes, and a special halo about a horse, that should forever exempt him from indignities.

I feel slightly confused about certain things. Practical and tactical things. When you try to make everyone happy… in the end you've got to make yourself happy.

We went our separate ways, but within walking distance of one another.

To abstain from sin when one can no longer sin is to be forsaken by sin, not to forsake it.

By means of steam one can go from California to Japan in eighteen days.