God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.""No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.""We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.

The fallacy in Peter's mind was this: he believed his relationship was dependent on his consistency in producing the qualities he thought had earned him the Lord's approval.

The form is always the measure of the obsession.

Right foot, left foot, right foot, breathe.

I didn't elect [Barack] Obama because he's a black; I voted for Obama because he was the right person at the time.

Young people, especially, are looking for religion so desperately that they are inventing new ones. They should not have to invent new ones; the old religions are pretty good.

If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life.

Memory is a trustworthy servant as long as it is made to serve.

I happen to live in reality. The name of my city is Literalville. And it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

While discretion points out the impropriety of my conduct, inclination urges me on to ruin.