God is love, but get it in writing.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

If we can become still and open-minded we might all feel that unseen hand on our shoulder, letting us know we are not alone.

Life is a concoction of fatal determinism and the footsteps of us all.

The kind of poetry to avoid in the pretty-pretty kind that pleased our grandmothers, the kind that Longfellow and Tennyson, good poets at their best, wrote at their worst.

It was one of those perfect fall days when the air is cool enough to wake you up but the sun is also kissing your face.

I don't think you necessarily have to put away your summer closet to go into fall. You can incorporate the fall pieces into your normal summer wardrobe.

I love the pride whose measure is its own eminence and not the insignificance of someone else.

You must always remember that to lead, one must first learn to follow.

Excellence is the name of the game.

One day I promised God that if he would give me my voice back I would never smoke again. I got three octaves back after quitting.

And for the last three minutes on the wind of a windless day I have heard the sound of drums and flute.