God is love, the bishops tell. Yes, I know, But love is hell.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

We have nothing to fear for the future, except as we shall forget the way the Lord has led us, and His teaching in our past history.

Talk unbelief, and you will have unbelief; but talk faith, and you will have faith. According to the seed sown will be the harvest.

It is not earthly rank, nor birth, nor nationality, nor religious privilege, which proves that we are members of the family of God; it is love, a love that embraces all humanity.

Our heavenly Father has a thousand ways to provide for us, of which we know nothing.

We are all woven together in the great web of humanity, and whatever we can do to benefit and uplift others will reflect in blessing upon ourselves.

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility.

Mother Nature is the true artist and our job as cooks is to allow her to shine.

Whatever attracts the mind from God, whatever draws the affections away from Christ, is an enemy to the soul.

I have always been a flirt. My mother says whe I was a child, I used to stand outside the house and just smile at everyone who walked by. Like, 'Please take me with you!'

How often is immense sadness mistaken for courage?

What if all possible pain was only the grief of truth?

I could not help it: the restlessness was in my nature; it agitated me to pain sometimes.

That's what sons do: write to their mothers about recall, tell themselves about the past until they come to realize that they are the past.

I've done kissing scenes with people who have been loaded. I'd think, 'Do you actually have to drink that Jack Daniels to kiss me?'

[It's] useful to ask ourselves, 'Just how global are we?' before we think about where we go from here.

Remember, frustration is out of expectation, and ego is always expecting. The ego is a beggar.

the moment you stop learning, you stop leading.

Anxiety is the greatest evil that can befall a soul, except sin. God commands you to pray, but He forbids you to worry.