God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind.

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

To be weird! That is my goal!

Blind and unwavering undisciplined at all times constitutes the real strength of all free men.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world.

Through violence you may murder the hater, but you cannot murder hate.

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being. I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness. If we drop the pursuit, it's right here.

Our coin bears the inscription: In God We Trust. And our Bible reassures us: The Lord is just and merciful. With the Lord thence our protector, whom or what shall we fear?

You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.

It's a shame that we have to use whatever leverage we have in Congress to get the president to deal with the biggest problem confronting our future. And that's our excessive spending.

I want to acknowledge luck, the benevolence of it in my life, and the brutality of it in the lives of others.

Another faculty has released this knowledge: our spirit. It is God’s Word in our spirit. It creates a reality that registers in our spirit. We live by this spiritual knowledge and walk in its light.

Students today are a pretty solemn lot. One of the really notable achievements of the twentieth century has been to make the young old before their time.

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same.