God loves 'stuff

I prayed for someone to love me as much as I love you. Eventually I came to see that that "someone" was me.

How much obesity has to be created in a single decade for people to realize that diet has to be responsible for it?

artificial intellegance is no match for natural stupidity

It's a lot of work organizing something, whether it's a show or a book, and I don't want to do it every day.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.

The eternal feminine doth draw us upward. [Ger., Das Ewig-Weibliche zieht uns hinan.]

I turn to books for a feeling of companionship: for somebody knowing what I have known.

I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my mere existence is clearly insult enough.

You got amphetamine eyes.

It can’t eat him. I forbid it. (Artemis) She can do as she pleases. I taught her to waste not, want not. (Acheron)