God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.

A joyful heart is the normal result of a heart burning with love. She gives most who gives with joy.

People wishes their friends to be in politics, but their sons in professions.

The romantic within us is a harbinger of our deepest desires.

Maybe it was only goblin women who were restless and wanted to see the world. She didn't know.

Customers don't just want another cool product or service, they want to have an experience worth sharing

Go to bed early get up early-this is wise.

I want to make photographs of very elegant women taking the lipstick off their teeth.

Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.

I think it would be harder for me not to write comedy because the comic view of things is the one that comes most naturally to me.

Just keep moving! we're almost there." "almost where?" Juno chuckled. "all roads lead there child. you should know that" "detention?" Percy asked. "Rome, child, the old woman said. "Rome