God, of course, is the greatest philosopher of all.

There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.

Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.

People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I earned everything I've got.

We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.

I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.

I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant.

I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

Stop counting your "years" and start enjoying your "seasons".

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.

There's a lot of optimism in changing scenery, in seeing what's down the road.

I was into Ted Nugent, I was a Nugent guy. I was a skateboarder listening to Ted Nugent.

There are no circumstances imaginable, not even victory, under which the proletariat should give up its possession of arms.

It's harder to make money when you're not a machine in a massive apparatus designed only to make money, but artists will figure it out.

The most shattering thought I've ever had is my personal accountability to God one day

Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

Generally, I have an instinct for the noncommercial. And the unpopular.