God picks us up where we are, not where we should have been

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.

Understand that for better or worse, you create your own life.

Keep a secret, it's your slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

I'm grateful for everything I have. I'm grateful for it all. I'm grateful for love most of all because I have a lot of it in my life.

Nobody should be allowed to tinker with democracy. We will not discontinue the good works of the past government.

Future shock is a sickness which comes from too much change in too short a time. It's the feeling that nothing is permanent anymore.

"Percy, you're a brave guy," She said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, is it so hard?"

Suppose by chance you do get picked up. What have you done? You shot a horse; that isn't first degree murder; in fact, it isn't even murder; in fact, I don't know what it is.

People don't lack resources, they just lack control over their resources.

I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.