God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Every great love starts with a great story...

You have to discover how best you can manage your time to carry out your work effectively

You make obstacle courses and hurricanes, I make T-shirt slogans.

This year Halloween fell on a weekend Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin' Robbin' little kids for bags.

I think that in order to write really well and convincingly, one must be somewhat poisoned by emotion.

Death doesn't change anything. It just gives you a new location. The physical mind dissolves. But the overriding state of mind that you die in is the state of mind that you are born into.

I think I've got the best job around.

The way I understand the rules on trading on inside information, it's very vague.

America is at war. Our enemy is not violent extremism. It is not some unnamed malevolent force. It is radical Islamic terrorist.

One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.