God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

if you think you know all that somebody knows, you shall least know all that somebody knows. If you think you least know all that somebody knows, you shall really know all that somebody knows.

To become successful, do the little extra things that ordinary people refuse to do. The little extra hard work, little extra practice, little extra studying and the little extra positive attitude.

Reputations are shaped not by facts but by prejudices.

We recognize and respect the right of either country to build a physical barrier or wall on any of its borders to stop the illegal movement of people, drugs, and weapons.

Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?

I learned, one, you shouldn't ever quit. And I learned, two, you'll never be able to explain it to anybody

Women in the 1950s were so much sexier. That's what I aspire to look like.

In the same degree in which a man's mind is nearer to freedom from all passion, in the same degree also is it nearer to strength.

Unless you choose to do great things with it, it makes no difference how much you are rewarded, or how much power you have.

Also, schools share some responsibility and should offer helpful orientations that include general information about such recruitment efforts on their campuses.