God's Road is all uphill, but do not tire; Rejoice that we may still keep climbing higher.

Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.

Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.

The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.

A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

It takes a bee to get the honey out

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.

Have I not destroyed my enemy when I have made him into my friend?

When you win, the rules change, and you find you’ve lost

My mother, religious-negro, proud of Having waded through a storm, is, very obviously, A sturdy Black bridge that I Crossed over, on.

Just a reminder - a guidebook is no substitute for skill, experience, judgment and lots of tension.

I think everybody in my generation, we wanted to be Elvis.

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

A man will never fear something besides Allah unless it be due to a disease in his heart.

I have terrible PMS. I just went a little crazy.

She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.

We all have in our hearts some areas of unbelief. Let us say to the Lord: I believe! Help my unbelief.