God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Knowing is not enough. You must accept My blessings in order to attain a better life. You must embrace a higher level of consciousness.

Life is truly a matter of choices, reactions, and actions...each and every choice is governed by our reactions which in turn affect our actions and consequently the future turn of events

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

When Albert Einstein was asked what he would really like to know about the Universe he replied,'is it friendly?

Amygdalin ('Laetrile')..has been employed medically for many centuries. Ancient herbal pharmacopeias recommended the bitter almond for the treatment for a variety of illnesses.

Humanity is made up of an infinity of different individuals. Each of us travels for motives exclusively his own.

Life is a process of continually reordering priorities.

Say, has some wet bird-haunted English lawn Lent it the music of its trees at dawn?

And she moves among the sparrows. And she floats upon the breeze. She moves among the flowers. She moves something deep inside of me

I don't think anybody in the NFL is tied to each other.