God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

There are plenty of chances in life, what's important is what you make of them.

Prayer is helplessness plus faith.

Sometimes our highest goal becomes our big enemy when we move towards our goal blindly without focusing on the path we follow.

inspect what you expect

I have my prized possession in my wallet. That's a photograph of the first words I ever uttered to my wife, and her answer to my question when I asked her, "Will you go out with me?"

At the last census it indicated that about 22 per cent of Australians were born overseas.

The man who has his ideals, no matter how thoroughly he may be persuaded to desert them, survives well only so long as he is true to those ideals.

Most people think an artist tries to be original, but originality is the last thing that develops in the artist.

Every now and then I'll do little things, a short story or something, that doesn't have any fantastical elements, but mostly I like the power of playing God and I like to imagine things.

I grew up in a city. My parents would think there was something wrong with America if they knew I was secretary of agriculture.