God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

If this is going to be my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.

We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit

Expect the worst and you won't be surprised

I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.

I'm aware that success can overwhelm you. The perception of you can be elevated to such a status that it's not you any more.

I dream of continuing to dream.

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad.

Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.

People tend to forget that we tie our life history to music like the soundtrack to your life in many more ways than just having a hit record on the radio.

Avoiding depression with large daily doses of television.

Talent is something you are born with, and a skill is something you develop. 99% of what you need to succeed in golf are skills