God schedules a birthday, not man.

I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.

When a woman has not received much flattery in her life, she will be seduced.

Most of our failures in understanding one another have less to do with what is heard than with what is intended and what is inferred.

The truth is there are always three choices: the right one, the wrong one and the one that is called "No Choice". As you may guessed, the "No Choice" one is a rule of a bad interpreter.

All possible means were used by the infatuated parents to conclude the bargain; and deception put an end to these usual artifices.

Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It's euphoric.

Thoughtful people of different political philosophies can disagree, but in a very agreeable manner.

They couldn't bear the idea of death being a big black nothing.

Hypocrisy is fatal to religion.

Take your hands out of your pocket, because life may push you hardly at any time!