God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

I guess time doesn't flow in order, does it - A, B, C, D? It just sort of goes where it feels like going.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life . . . the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

Maybe every once in a while we can take a break from doing everything faster and quicker to reflect on who we are and where we are going.

What more you expect from a nation that honors a barbarian.

I identify with the Clint Eastwoods and Harrison Fords. Those are my heroes.

I'm trying to create artwork that makes people, and myself, think about judgment as a reflex. This is something that must be changed.

I go on giving interviews because I've been brought up to support the projects I'm involved in. When you've enjoyed working on a production, you want to do them a favour.

Happiness is more about removing the blocks to Love and remembering who you are than changing your situation or another person.

Listen to the Lord's appeal:...Come, then, return to me and learn to know me as your father, who repays good for evil, love for injury, and boundless charity for piercing wounds.

God is a witness that cannot be sworn.