God tells us not to judge one another, no matter what anyone's sexual preferences are or if they're black, brown or purple.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

I think I'm plain. I'm normal. I'm plain. I try not to stand out. I don't wear colors.

Our minds are the most mysterious things about us.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

Right now, we do not act as a true society. We act as a world under terror, just scrambling to survive.

I have many moods, and there is no objective reality. And I kind of live by that.

The last player to score a hatrick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final

Note too that a faithful study of the liberal arts humanizes character and permits it not to be cruel.

Anyone can build a fast CPU. The trick is to build a fast system.

Regardless of your lot in life, you can build something beautiful on it.