God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

The best way to learn is to do

This world is a vaporous jest at best, Tossed off by the gods in laughter, And a cruel attempt at wit were it, If nothing better came after.

Our country's national crime is lynching. It is not the creature of an hour, the sudden outburst of uncontrolled fury, or the unspeakable brutality of an insane mob.

Doubt springs from the mind; faith is the daughter of the soul.

Overdressing is the first cousin of trying too hard.

I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value of them. I know what they can do.

Now, the black man here was so-called free by [Abe] Lincoln 100 years ago. The black man in America has an - has a purchasing power of 20 billion dollars. Now, and he's educated.

Men and women of every faithб and good people with none at allб sincerely strive to do right and lead a purpose-driven life.

The Italians . . . you can't find one who is honest.

Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.