God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

I give her the only honest and true answer I have."You're where I want to be.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children

Somebody was using the pencil.

Only God knows how much I love you.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

Sometimes the problem outshines the pain.

Chemistry, unlike other sciences, sprang originally from delusions and superstitions, and was at its commencement exactly on a par with magic and astrology.

I try to be as normal as I can.

We are justified, not by giving anything to God,--what we do,--but by receiving from God, what Christ hath done for us.

I love thee, I love thee with a love that shall not die. Till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old.