God watches over drunks and third baseman.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.

Experts say that denying bad feelings intensifies them, acknowledging bad feelings allows good feelings to return.

With hope, a mind is always free.

Halfe the world knowes not how the other halfe lies.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

The apparent ease with which children learn is their ruin.

I'm a risk-taker. I like to test myself.

Being human is difficult. Some people make it more difficult than others. I was one of those people.

Is management candid with the shareholders?