God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It is important to know what you don't want.

Writing generally, it may be said that in design, roof, and general aspect, Japanese Buddhist temples are all alike. The sacred architectural idea expresses itself in nearly the same form always.

Well, back when I was training, probably the only nutritious thing on the market was Gatorade - that's all that we knew.

I say there're no depressed words just depressed minds.

I had a relatively tumultuous childhood.

Writer's block? Don't worry about it. Either it goes away or you die.

It is hardly possible to build anything if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.

Poor people are as much in danger from an inordinate desire towards the wealth of the world as rich from an inordinate delight in it.

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

As long as my body is in shape, my mind is working at its full capacity.