God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice.

We're roughage, " Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there.

Hurried reading can never be good reading

Sometimes in life there are things to choose.Even if it means the one you love you lose.Sometimes it's a lesson you need to know.That to pass the test the ones you love you let go.

Forgiveness is just another name for freedom.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

You have psychopaths and sociopaths in charge.

He was never without misery, and never without hope.

Sometimes you try to make it happen instead of just letting it happen.

When you part from your friend, you grieve not; For that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain.