God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

A realidade sempre é mais interessante.

There's nothing quite like turning the page.

My favourite singer ever in the world is Ari Up from The Slits. Her voice is amazing to me. It's carefree, but it's also really amazing.

Failing is not real, it's an optional state of mind.

Corruption is one of the greatest enemies of progress in our time. It is the cancer at the heart of so many of the world's problems.

A fool and his money are quickly parted.

That no-hitter stuff was a long time ago; I don't think that has anything to do with it. I'm just going through a tough time.

What's the difference? One guy's the same as the other.

Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.

As things now stand, the office is a slightly meaner battleground than the home. Male bosses seem to dominate their women underlings as they would never dominate their wives.