Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

Only those who still have hope can benefit from tears.

Sisters in battle, I am shield and blade to you. As I breathe, your enemies will know no sanctuary. While I live, your cause is mine.

To keep your conscience at peace and your respect at high, don't follow those orders which make no sense.

The view that we hold in Iraq now is this - that democracy is associated with elections. I believe that elections are possible.

Pearl Harbor was the defining event in my life. It shaped who I am, and all of my hang-ups and my drives, I think, stem from that.

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.

We're always going to have prejudices ... I don't think we can change society. You can only change individual by individual. And you can change yourself.

Ideas are powerful because they allow us to see the world as it could be, rather than what it is.

Defend the unborn against abortion even if they persecute you, calumniate you, set traps for you, take you to court or kill you.

By our form of government, the Christian religion is the established religion... .