Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

Problems often become worse if incompetent people try to solve them.

I don't smile at her. It will only scare her. For a female slave, a smile from a Mask is not usually a good thing.

And when again it’s morning, they’ ll wash away. Here it’s safe, here it’s warm Here the daisies guard you from every harm

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.

It is not size or age that separates children from adults. It is responsibility.

Even someday when we disappear... ...and new Sailor Senshis are born... Sailor Moon, you will always be Invincible. The most beautiful shining star.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

When you're jumping so high for something so far up in the sky, you have to know that there is definitely someone there who can catch you, someone who knows how to catch you and when.

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!

History is philosophy teaching by experience.