Going forward, which story will the media find more interesting, [Donald] Trump's or Hillary's [Clinton]? Does Hillary even have a story? Does anyone even care?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Celebrate every small achievement and gain strength for grandeur things.

When my Yankee career is over I'll play anywhere, but I'm positive that I'll never find a team quite like the Yankees.

my karma was to be born in America where nobody has any fun or believes in anything, especially freedom.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

As you get older, you recognize the erotic nature of the vampire and the idea of the undead.

Once I've accepted a role, I'll let my parents and my sisters read it because they find it entertaining.

I would like to go and dance in Palestine one day, with great pleasure, great pleasure.

The beginning is half of the whole.

I'm from where your hustle determines your salary.

I became disillusioned with dance when I was 16 and started focusing on acting.