Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The heart's the trouble. It knows the monster but remembers the love.

The universe (which others call the Library) is composed of an indefinite, perhaps infinite number of hexagonal galleries.

I like to feel the burn of the audience's eyes when I'm whispering all my darkest secrets into the microphone.

The kinds of nets we know how to weave determine the kinds of nets we cast. These nets, in turn, determine the kinds of fish we catch.

Life did not intend to make us perfect. Whoever is perfect belongs in a museum.

Go, and never darken my towels again

The single greatest world transformation would simply be the embrace of global reasonableness and pluralistic tolerance the global embrace of egoic-rationality (on the way to centauric vision-logic).

No terrain is too bleak, no distance too far that it will stop God from rescuing His own.

Absolute welfare corrupts absolutely.

Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!