Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

Forms have changed through the centuries in obedience to the external world to which all forms belong.

There can never be surprises in logic.

It's easy to get people's attention, what counts is getting their interest.

I looked at God and He looked at me, and we were one forever.

Never say "Au revoir" unless you have been talking French, or are speaking to a French person.

I'm not sure that pasteurized thinking is rich enough in intellectual vitamins

I'm the dad, the cleanup guy. I deal with the bigger messes. But I also provide more adventures and excitement. It works out.

Ulster will fight, and Ulster will be right

The artificial world that we create through images will essentially become real.