Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

Until you go to Kentucky and with your own eyes behold the Derby, you ain't never been nowhere and you ain't seen nothin'!

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

If a woman likes another woman, she's cordial. If she doesn't like her, she's very cordial.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

If the entire world sought to make itself worthy of happiness rather than make itself happy, then the entire world would be happy.

Nature is as well adapted to our weakness as to our strength.

Money flows to me freely, copiously, and endlessly. I AM tuned into the flow of prosperity and abundance!

Probably any successful career has X number of breaks in it, and maybe the difference between successful people and those who aren't super achievers is taking advantage of those breaks.

You put a movie star or a bunch of movie stars in a movie, it doesn't mean people are gonna go see it. It's been proven time and time again.

Some of the stuff about Yogi energy is really fascinating.

The difference between the student and the born composer is he really hears the thing, and they have to stage it and manipulate it by technical equipment.

It's tempting to remember that the Tea Party had a peak and then the Republican Party establishment sort of beat it back down. And so these things are won in a day.

Those who don’t love themselves as they are rarely love life either.

The market doesn't make communities. Markets make networks of self-interested individuals, and they work as long as there's more than enough to go around.