Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out.

What abandoned course is that?

Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence

Truth is more deceptive than falsehood, for it is more frequently presented by those from whom we do not expect it, and so has against it a numerical presumption.

No, no, it is obvious that the ECU should act as a close alliance for the benefit of chess.

Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist. I’m just doing better than what everybody projected.

Never in my lifetime have I been called boring. But I think I was a boring candidate for president because I tried to be responsible. And one of the greatest problems I had is that I was governor.

For nature is good, an man is 'by nature' good; it is civilization which ruins him

Death a friend that alone can bring the peace his treasures cannot purchase, and remove the pain his physicians cannot cure.

Finland must not be allowed to disappear off the map.

Much of what passes for quality on British television is no more than a reflection of the narrow elite which controls it and has always thought that its tastes were synonymous with quality.

People in Hollywood are going make pictures where ever it's the least expensive to make them.