Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

Good guys are a dime a dozen, but an aggressive leader is priceless.

There never was a champion who to himself was a good loser. There's a vast difference between a good sport and a good loser.

The essence of the game is not "fun," but the soul-satisfying awareness that comes from communal work and sacrifice.

You don't develop good teeth by eating mush.

Children are already accustomed to a world that moves faster and is more exciting than anything a teacher in front of a classroom can do.

In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be odd - and it's what interested me as a comedian.

The mind that too frequently forgives bad actions will at last forget good ones.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

You know, whatever happens between the two of us that's created when we come together as actors is not something I think we can explain.

The development of a child is guaranteed in his curiosity to discover the cause behind each and every incident.

The Old and New Testaments contain but one scheme of religion. Neither part of this scheme can be understood without the other.

I think that Freud understood absolutely nothing about women - as he himself said.

Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest.

After the strike, I lost interest. In reality, neither players nor owners care in the least about the fans. The greed of both factions has destroyed baseball's credibility, at least for the present.