Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.

How about that amigo? I just come over to see my friends and I win ze bloody championship.

I learned English from American pros. That's why I speak so bad. I call it PGA English.

In times of adversity we develop our senses of creativity and strength of our souls.

Someone who doesn’t know if tomorrow will come would rather live every day twice than live it once.

We must pay a price if we are to become priceless.

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

I'm tired of liberals dividing this country up into little groups, setting them upon each other, breeding spite and envy, and then having the nerve to accuse conservatives of hatred.

Competition on anything is good, because it makes everybody better.

A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally ready way to lose him is to refuse to lend him money. It is six of one and a half dozen of the other.

This nation, this generation, in this hour has man's first chance to build a Great Society, a place where the meaning of man's life matches the marvels of man's labor.

Eternity would mean nothing without you. For no power on this earth would I trade my Elena.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.