Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.

It isn't the hours that you put in at practice that count. It's the way you spend those minutes.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist.

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.

Don't take your bad shots home with you.

A buoyant, positive approach to the game is as basic as a sound swing.

The less said about the putter the better. Here is an instrument of torture, designed by Tantalus and forged in the devil's own smithy.

From its earliest beginnings, golf has been a gentleman's game - to be played as much for the sake of the game as for the contest.

If I had to cram all my tournament experience into one sentence, I would say, Don't give up and don't let up!

Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending.

When I’m at the bottom looking up, the main question may not be ‘how do I get out of this hole?’ In reality, the main question might be ‘how do I get rid of the shovel that I used to dig it?

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

A virtue to be serviceable must like gold be alloyed with some commoner but more durable metal.

I never expected to be anybody important.

There are surely many legitimate approaches to Biblical literature, and I think that it depends very much on one's experience and temperament which way one deals primarily with Biblical material.

My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead.

I've always made music from the heart, and that's what I do. And at the end of the day, whether it works or not, I can say I tried my best.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I've blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I'm not even sure it counts as a kiss.

Where I create, there I am true.

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.