Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Every day that you don't practice is one day longer before you achieve greatness

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

If you can't outplay them, outwork them.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.

Good excuses rarely collect dust. We use them, and use them, and use them.

Chase after the truth like all hell.

Jazz is a beautiful word. I love it.

I don't talk to everybody, so they don't really know the real me. I don't think anybody will.

One never finds life worth living. One always has to make it work living.

You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.

What is heard and how it is heard is more important than what you say.

Death by hanging. That, at least, I thought I would be spared.