Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket, " Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake.

Philosophy starts when we question ourselves and search for meaning in our lives.

If you want to breed something, breed bravehearts, not soulless racehorses.

'Harry Potter' gave me back self respect. Harry gave me a job to do that I loved more than anything else.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

There is nothing inherently sacred about moral codes. Like the wooden idols of long ago, they are the work of human hands, and what man has made, man can destroy!

If Tiger Woods slamming his club into the ground is the biggest worry wehave, our sport isinprettygood shape.

Be anxiously concerned with the needs of the age ye live in, and center your deliberations on its exigencies and requirements.

Abandon all hopes of utopia - there are people involved.

A beautiful print is a thing in itself, not just a halfway house on the way to the page.