Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING OFF THE INEVITABLE, he said.That's what being alive is all about.

Any fear around ‘imperfection’ is a censoring of life now, and when we censor life we simply cannot sense our innate natural joy.

I want a man who watches me walk away.

Think of this as the highest paying job you never applied for.

How we grow food has enormous effects on the environment - climate change as well as pollution of air, water, and soil.

I am for a close global association in trade and financial matters, rather than the opposite possibility of excessive nationalism, as manifested in the two world wars.

The Communists have no need to introduce free love; it has existed almost from time immemorial.

This was the most emotional title of my career. I was the youngest champion, and now I'm the oldest.

I have been writing for 50 years and readers still read my first book from when I was in the Marine Corps.

It's a gift to be able to give access.