Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess.

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.

Abbey relaxed, grateful not only that someone had thought to throw a party for her, but that she had been able to escape attending.

...when she wakes up, there is silence, as though the day has held its breath.

The American patriots of today continue the tradition of the long line of patriots before them, by helping to promote liberty and freedom around the world.

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.

Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years.

One who believes in himself has no need to convince others.

The great Way is very straight, but people prefer to deviate.

Talking wisely to the ignorant is throwing precious seeds to the desert sands!

The Holocaust was the most evil crime ever committed.

I'm one of the people who believe the great lines come from either Western or bluegrass music.