Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

I don't putt face-on exclusively, but in the back on my mind I'm haunted by the notion that I'm sure it's the best way to putt.

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.

My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.

My career started slowly and then tapered off.

I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh.

I made nothing happen very slowly.

You are knowledgeable when you know yourself.

If you really want peace in any world you have to learn to say nothing.

I am the daughter of a psychologist. I know that the thing ostensibly being studied is rarely the thing being studied. (We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves, p. 99)

Your success is directly proportional to the number of lives you have touched for the better.

Employment deprives you of purpose

They wanna hang us, see us dead, or enslave us, keep us trapped in the same place we raised in. Then they wonder why we act so outrageous, run around stressed out and pull out gauges.

Focus on the core problem your business solves & put out lots of content & enthusiasm, & ideas about how to solve that problem.

He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble.

Do we dare to be ourselves?' This is the question that counts - and not, 'Must a man be helpless?' ...A man can do something for peace without having to jump into politics.

Aging is for people who don't know any better.