Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

You can’t clean your dirty past as if you are cleaning a dirty window! All you can do is to create a clean future!

He was the smell of winter rain and the sound of his predator’s heartbeat

As Colin was starting to drift into the twilight he could feel blood pouring out of his head

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

Masculine ideals have become very confused in the modern world.

Spiritual power comes out of inward fellowship with God and abandonment to his purposes.

Whether or not we are religious, respecting others should be seen as just as important as looking out for ourselves, yet it requires discipline to change our bad habits that cause pain to animals.

I like being a villain. Villains are more exciting.

To be forgotten is not something horrible; not to be remembered ever again is something horrible!

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.