Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

Well, well, well, " said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well, " replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves, " said Maggie.

I'll get it, " said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.

Separate yourself from the lies and illusions which are not you.

Culture primarily witnesses the absence of meaning, not it's presence.

if we work together, we can do everything, if we just watch each other, we can do nothing

the ragged skyline of the city resembled the disturbed encephalograph of an unresolved mental crisis.

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

I don't talk to the groupies. I talk to nice, upstanding women. The groupies don't get my attention. It's the women that I like.

I was just glad to get the Grammy. I didn't know what the thing was. It's the honor what I loved.

Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.

The best thing for a man to do is to be born and, being born, to die at once.