Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.

I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.

Nature is never so admired as when she is understood.

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

Ever since boyhood I've made a religion of keeping in shape by regular, conscientious exercise.

Marriage is sought and kept alive by a deep yearning to know another and be known by another.

What love we've given, we'll have forever.

Too much is never enough.

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.