Good-bye broadcast, Hello, conversation.

I've always liked politicians and lawyers. They keep the PR professional's status at least two from the bottom of the ethical food chain.

Before social media, we shouted at our TV sets.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

Invest your time with people who will push you to be your best. Winners love to see other people win.

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

I love the structural part of the writing process.

Sometimes we set off down a road thinkin' we're goin' one place and we end up another. But that's okay. The important thing is to start.

Silence in the face of atrocity is not neutrality; silence in the face of atrocity is acquiescence.

Have a sense of pride in your motherland. Just as your mother has given birth to you, so too the land has given birth to you.

Scotland by no means escaped the fate ordained for every country which is connected, but not incorporated, with another country of greater resources.

I never wanted to get out of a place as much as I did to get out of the presidency.