Good day, fair maidens.

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

life's not a paragraphAnd death i think is no parenthesis

[Vincent Price] did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.

It is really hard for me to get out of my comfort zone.

Opponents are working very hard to defeat us. Let's not do it for them by defeating ourselves from within.

I could fill an entire second life with working on my prints.

The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming.

Solitude terrifies the soul at twenty.

In two years, I'll be making more than Michael Schumacher.

I felt a responsibility to present a viable alternative to the popular electric sound.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.