Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If you belong to Jesus Christ, you are called to live a life of purity and holiness. God wants your mind to be shaped by Him so that your thoughts and goals reflect Christ.

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

The mutilation of the savage has its tragic survival in the self-denial that mars our lives.

I guess I should warn you, if I turn out to be particularly clear, you've probably misunderstood what I've said.

Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant.

Poor minds talk about people average minds talk about events great minds talk about ideas

Regardless of the circumstances that surrounded your arrival, you are not an accident. God planned you before you were born.

When collapse is imminent, the little rodents flee.

You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger.

I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say - I love you