Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Failure or success do not happen by accident, they are the compound interest of action or inaction.

You cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours.

A noble, logical diagram once recorded will never die.

I would say that if you really wished to be a working member of the community, don't go out on strike because then there's no work and no potential of work.

The world is complex, dynamic, multidimensiona l; the paper is static, flat. How are we to represent the rich visual world of experience and measurement on mere flatland?

In the Vatican, if you don't get something new done quickly you may not get it done at all.

The possibility exists that the Kochs will walk away with even more power if [Donalds] Trump's defeated.

If, when you charged a person with his faults, you credited him with his virtues too, you would probably like everybody.

A lot of times in Hollywood you're as good as your last job.

You really have to go searching desperately to find any contemporary examples of good, old-fashioned runaway inflation.