Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning.

I have not failed. I've just found 10, 000 ways that won't work.

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Tomorrow Is My Exam But I Don’t Care Because A Single Sheet Of Paper Can’t Decide My Future

Having a vision for what you want is not enough...Vision without execution is hallucination

The successful person makes a habit of doing what the failing person doesn't like to do.

The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.

Never go to sleep without a request to your subconscious.

You might as well make yourself fly as to make yourself love.

The parents of politics are lack of control and seeking to control. The parents of leadership are influence and trust.

Think your best thoughts every moment, every day. You will be the best person on the way.

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

No matter who you are, no matter what you do, you absolutely, positively do have the power to change.

I'm certainly not an uptight home owner.

Running makes you an athlete in all areas of life...trained in the basics, prepared for whatever comes, ready to fill each hour and deal with the decisive moment.

The best preparedness is the one that disarms the hostility of other nations and makes friends of them.

In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.