Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

If love was a lucky penny, shiny and unspoiled, secreted in a most unlikely place, then it's tarnished flipside was loss.

To live in a world that requires you to become someone else, being yourself is your best choice and most valuable accomplishment."-Steven Cuoco

When people feel criticized, they almost always defend the behavior you want them to change.

Sometimes you don't feel the hits from the game until you're at home on the couch.

The vast majority of Greeks accept the need for reform and want to keep our country inside the euro zone.

Ah, what is it we send up thither, where our thoughts are either a dissonance or a sweetness and a grace?

I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.

You can’t really change the heart without telling a story.

What my father especially taught me was to not always take the safe road, the easy road. If you are going to do good work, you have to risk failing badly.

I didn't become an actor because I wanted to act. Actually, I wanted to become a marine biologist. But most of all, I wanted to be accepted.