Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Procrastination is a way of living in the past instead of the present moment.

A human being can only take so much when their basic rights as a citizen of the earth are being denied to them – or sold at a high cost.

I know a lot of things about you, Garth...And I'm rooting for you anyways.

Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun some joy some real satisfaction that day is a loss.

I've supported myself by writing since 1992, and I'm probably very nearly unemployable by now because employers are likely to be put off by the long gap.

But if you think you aren't creative that's cool, too. I think being around people who aren't creative is kind of refreshing and nice.

I've admired historical clothes like Victorian gowns since I was a child, and it's what motivated me to go into fashion.

Fearless people,Careless needle.Harsh words spoken,And lives are broken.

As long as we have the possibility then we still have to fight for it.

At Patagonia, making a profit is not the goal because the Zen master would say profits happen 'when you do everything else right'.