Good humor like the jaundice makes every one of its own complexion.

Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.

I assure you my professions never go beyond my intentions.

... alas! in the exercise of the arts, industry scarce bears the name of merit.

I have not laughed since I married.

There the poor have another advantage ... for they may defy not only death, but every loss by sea or land, for they have nothing to lose.

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

The seemingly most hateful, those on the front lines of despair, are mere instruments of sinister forces, which pull the manipulative strings of manufactured supremacy.

Even when it is the most challenging, you will never know how far you will go unless you do It your way.

I don't know why you care. He doesn't even know you're there

The Bachelor'... and 'The Bachelorette'... and 'Bachelor in Paradise'... and the 'After the Final Rose ceremony'. I love a competition dating show.

The people may be put into the way they should go, though they may not be put into the way of understanding it.

any compulsion tries to justify itself.

I’d rather be poor and happy than rich and alone.

I'm a militant fundamentalist atheist. I'm going to get on a crowded train, unbutton my coat and say rational things. People will be hurt.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

Pleasure puts you to sleep and pain wakes you up. If you don't want to suffer, don't go to sleep.